if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
