So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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