how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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