after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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