the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I want is dick and wine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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