I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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