8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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