You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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