Your tits are I can't wait for
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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