he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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