i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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