So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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