My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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