Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm always down for nudity.
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