Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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