He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
When did angry sex become our thing?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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