Midget sex pt 2 tonight
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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