but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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