...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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