I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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