so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I could fuck to npr.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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