Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Randomize
