is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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