it hurts more in the daytime
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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