everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I party with great urgency now.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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