Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Let's get the cat blown out
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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