Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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