Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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