Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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