new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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