And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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