CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just gift wrapped bread.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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