I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
