i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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