May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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