How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
do nipples grow back?
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