There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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