For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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