do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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