I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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