Your tits are I can't wait for
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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