I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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