So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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