normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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