i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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