I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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