Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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