She said her name was "party"
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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