Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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