I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize