I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
