I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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