**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize