Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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