he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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