So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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