yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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